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Като се заговорихме за английски, ето едно от любимите ми забавни стихотворения: My Very First Time Ever!

It was my first time ever And I’ll never forget I’d do it again Without a single regret.

The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I

Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do

Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine

I didn’t know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast

I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart

And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came

At last it’s finished It’s all over now My first time ever At milking a cow…..