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A Marine saw a nice looking girl in a bar, went up to her and started some small talk. Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name. “Carmen”, she replied. “That’s a nice name”, he said. “Who named you so - your mother?” “No, I named myself”. she answered. “Oh, that’s interesting, why Carmen?” “Because I like cars, and I like men,” she said, looking directly into his eyes. “What’s your name?”, she asked. “Beerfuck”. от Pepsi
